The Crew's scoreless draw at Portland and a pointless sexist comment on the official MLS podcast provide lively fodder for J.D. Smith, Chris LaMacchia and Matt Goshert. Recorded live at the Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

Frankie Hejduk, a two-time MLS Cup champion and long a Crew legend, makes his Massive Report Podcast debut. J.D. Smith, Matt Goshert and Chris Lamacchia break down the week that was in the MLS. Recorded live at the Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

J.D. Smith interviews Glenn Smith, the radio play-by-play voice of the Houston Dynamo. The Dynamo will visit Columbus this Saturday.

The Crew drop points in Philadelphia, much to the chagrin of podcast host J.D. Smith and cohost Matt Goshert. Matt Bernhardt adds statistical weight to the discussion while Chris LaMacchia weighs in from the road. Recorded live at The Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

The Trillium Cup looks safe in Columbus, as J.D. Smith, Matt Goshert, and Chris LaMacchia break down the Crew's 1-0 win at Toronto. Recorded live at The Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

The Massive Report gang dissects the Crew's home opener, a 2-0 win over expansion Montreal Impact. They also talked with Duncan Fletcher, who covers Toronto FC for the SB Nation blog "Waking the Red", to preview the Crew's Trillium Cup tilt this weekend.

J.D. Smith and Chris LaMacchia reflect on the Crew's season-opening 2-0 loss at Colorado. Stats guru Matt Bernhardt weighs in with analysis.

With one week remaining before First Kick 2012, J.D. Smith and Matt Goshert preview the upcoming Crew campaign and share their newfound affinity for Barbasol products.

The podcast gang analyzes the Crew's acquisition of Barbasol as a jersey sponsor and ponders the team's attacking formation. Recorded live at the Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

Crew TV analyst and former player Duncan Oughton returns to the podcast for the first episode of 2012. Recorded live at The Three-Legged Mare in the Arena District.

Longtime Crew scribe and author Steve Sirk joins the podcast gang for the final show of 2011.

An all-too-predictable wild card loss at Colorado on Thusday brings the 2011 season to a screeching halt. Podcast host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia, editor Patrick Guldan and photographer Sam Fahmi reminisce on the season that was. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

Podcast host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia and expert photog Sam Fahmi parse the Crew's playoff potential. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

The podcasters ponder whether the Crew's recent poor form will cost the team a playoff spot. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

Host J.D. Smith and the Massive Report Podcast gang discuss the Crew's continued slide following the team's last-second 1-0 loss to the Los Angeles Galaxy. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

The Massive Report crew provides a special podcast report following the Crew's loss at Philadelphia.

Dan Bidmead of Major League Soccer UK stops by the podcast to provide an English fan's perspective on the Columbus Crew.

Crew coach Robert Warzycha discusses the team's win over Philadelphia and looks ahead to the playoffs. Recorded live at Fadó Irish Pub and Restaurant.

The podcast gang welcomes leaders of Hudson Street Hooligans, who discuss the recent closure of their pub due to city zoning issues.

Guillermo Barros Schelotto joins the podcast to discuss his new Columbus-based soccer academy, run with the assistance of fellow ex-Crew player Gino Padula. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

The podcast gang examines the Crew's form at the halfway point of the MLS campaign. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

Crew general manager Mark McCullers discusses advertising, ticket sales, on-field performance and much more.

Host J.D. Smith and co-host Chris LaMacchia lead a discussion on a memorable but maddening week for the Black and Gold.

The Massive Report Podcast gang breaks down the Crew's 3-3 tie at home against Chivas USA. Recorded live at Fado Irish Pub and Restaurant.

Former Crew defender Gino Padula discusses life beyond One Black and Gold Way and his new soccer academy.

Crew Captain and two-time MLS Defender of the Year Chad Marshall stops by the podcast to share his views on the Crew's shutout streak, stepping into a leadership role and competing after concussions.

Podcast host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia, editor Patrick Guldan and stats guru Matt Bernhardt welcome Crew radio play-by-play announcer Neil Sika to the podcast.

The podcast gang discusses the Columbus Crew's scoreless draw at Chivas USA. Ohio State Buckeyes men's soccer coach John Bluem and Blake Compton of Hudson Street Hooligans reminisce about Connor Senn.

A postgame analysis of the Columbus Crew's 2-0 win over FC Dallas on April 1, 2011. The win was the new-look Crew's first of the 2011 MLS regular season.

Crew beat writer Shawn Mitchell of the Columbus Dispatch sits down with the Massive Report Podcast gang to talk about the team's shaky start to the 2011 season. Mitchell also shares tales from the pressbox and gives his view on whether MLS can ever overtake the NHL in popularity.

Host J.D. Smith and writer Matt Bernhardt are joined by Crew supporters at Fado Irish Pub as they break down the Crew's 3-1 loss to D.C. United. Massive Report editor Patrick Guldan weighs in from RFK Stadium. Smith interviews Ives Galarcep of Soccer by Ives.

Massive Report Podcast host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia, editor Patrick Guldan and stats guru Matt Bernhardt prognosticate the Columbus Crew's 2011 MLS campaign, which begins against DC United on March 19 at RFK Stadium.

Massive Report Podcast host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia and editor Patrick Guldan break down the Crew's exit from the CONCACAF Champions Leauge at the hands of Real Salt Lake.

Host J.D. Smith, co-host Chris LaMacchia, Massive Report editor Patrick Guldan and stats guru Matt Bernhardt discuss the Crew's scoreless draw against Real Salt Lake in the CONCACAF Champions Leauge Feb. 22. Smith interviews Michael C. Lewis, Real Salt Lake beat writer for the Salt Lake Tribune, and gets the inside scoop on La Turbina Amarilla's relocation in Crew Stadium.

Host J.D. Smith and editor Patrick Guldan talk to Crew players at the training facility in Obetz, Ohio, as the team prepares to take on Real Salt Lake in the CONCACAF Champions League this Tuesday.

Crew midfielder and Central Ohio native Danny O'Rourke joins the podcast team and shares his views on the new-look, younger Crew. O'Rourke also ponders whether the coming season will bring his first-ever MLS goal. Massive Report columnist Matt Bernhardt provides more mind-bending statistical analysis.

Crew icon Duncan Oughton sits down with Massive Report's J.D. Smith, Chris LaMacchia, Patrick Guldan and Matt Bernhardt. Oughton shares his thoughts on the Crew's recent player moves inluding the signing of Jeff Cunningham, talks about what makes a good locker room and hints at his future with the Black and Gold.

Massive Report's J.D. Smith, Chris LaMacchia, Patrick Guldan and Matt Bernhardt break down the Crew's picks in the 2011 MLS SuperDraft. The gang also discuss the team's plentiful open roster slots, and mull over Guillermo Barros Schelotto's greatest moments.